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June 3rd, 2010 1 comment

He brought a book home from school and it had this picture in the front.

Dodgy Looking Picture

I tried to darken the image a little and remove the bleed through of the text on the other side, but this is the entire image!

I may upload the full page later but here is a little quiz for you.

  1. What book did I take this from? (don’t need the ISBN number, but just a rough ‘genre’ or similar)
  2. Caption Contest!

No prizes, just the fame of winning my little quiz :P

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Windows and Security: Setting the Record Straight

June 2nd, 2010 No comments

Then again this text is straight if you look sideways at it.

So brotherred made a dent about a story which I stole the headline of this blogpost from.  Er, actually used in a humourous way that is covered under Fair Use!  Now I completely disagree with half the article, and think is he is probably being disingenuous with the other half to make people think he means something when he is carefully phrasing it a different way (either that or he is a corporate douchebag, but I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt and saying he is smart!).

So what does his article say?  I’ll skim through the main points (i.e. as many points as I can do before I have to stop before my blood pressure ends up higher then a giraffe’s)

There’s been some coverage overnight about the security of Windows and whether or not one particular company is reducing its use of Windows. We thought this was a good opportunity to set the record straight.

The linked article talks about Google ditching Microsoft.  See Microsoft, I don’t mind saying Microsoft when I am not a major fan of Microsoft.  I even say that I have used Microsoft products in my entire career at work (so you could even argue I make my income through Microsoft products).  Anyhoo, lets move on.  I have no problem ‘setting the record straight’ when it needs to be.

There is some irony here that is hard to overlook. For starters, check out this story from Mashable a few months ago where it was reported that Yale University had halted their move to Gmail (and their move to Google’s Google Apps for Education package) citing both security and privacy concerns.

Except it doesn’t.  It says:

For now, ITS will gather more input from the community on the issue before either moving forward with the plan or potentially shelving it

Note it says delayed and not halted.  But Brandon LeBlanc says halted, which has much larger connotations then just delayed.  Even if they decided not to, does this have anything to do with Microsoft being insecure (or not)?  This is about how Google sends your data around the world to whatever data centre has space and that being a concern.  Interestingly enough there was not talk of them moving from Microsoft Outlook to Google.  Yale are currently using some other thing called Horde Webmail.  One wonders why they are not using these wonderful secure Microsoft systems.  I mean they would get the discount for educational use so the licenses would be pretty darn cheap, and a mail server is a mail server so it shouldn’t be that much difference in cost for that so… why aren’t they using Outlook?  That isn’t relevant to this story though, but I would suspect it could be from the security of it…

The Financial Times article states that:

Windows is known for being more vulnerable to attacks by hackers and more susceptible to computer viruses than other operating systems.

The facts don’t support the assertion.

When it comes to security, even hackers admit we’re doing a better job making our products more secure than anyone else. And it’s not just the hackers; third party influentials and industry leaders like Cisco tell us regularly that our focus and investment continues to surpass others.

Now let me use an analogy.  I have a car that I used to always leave unlocked with the keys in.  Now I’m just leaving it unlocked and most of the time I remove the keys.  The local car thieves say I’m doing a better job of making my car more secure.

Actually I was a little disingenuous there myself – I removed the words than anyone else from the sentence changing the meaning.  If you read the article, it’s just one hacker, and he says Microsoft have a better process set up then people like apple.  Not really the same thing.  Processes don’t stop things like this they make it less likely.  If my process was to make sure I removed my keys from the car and locked it and had no visible items it would reduce the chances of my car being broken into or stolen, but if I don’t follow the process and still leave it unlocked then having the process doesn’t fix it.  As for the second part of the paragraph, Microsoft has much bigger pockets so I would hope that their focus and investment would continue to surpass others.

The article only mentions Microsoft in one sentence that says:

Microsoft has also been a valuable partner as both a model for SDL and also as a sounding board for Cisco as we developed and adapted their concepts to meet the unique attributes of our development environment and needs.

How exactly does that mean that Cisco tell us regularly that our focus and investment continues to surpass others?

The final bit says:

An article today by InfoWorld discusses how Macs are under attack by high-risk malware – the article goes on to ask if this is a future sign of things to come for Apple and security. Microsoft makes the security of our customers a huge priority. Here are some examples of the things we are focused on to help make our customers more secure:

  • We ship software and security updates to our customers as soon as possible through Windows Update and Microsoft Update to keep our customers safe.
  • We highly recommend our customers enable Automatic Update to ensure they are protected from attacks.
  • With Windows 7, we added improvements to BitLocker for disc encryption (we also introduced BitLocker-to-Go for external USB devices), and added enhancements to the built in Windows Firewall for better protection.
  • Windows 7 has Parental Controls built in that can be combined with Windows Live Family Safety to create a safer experience on the PC for children.
  • Windows 7 comes with Internet Explorer 8 which includes SmartScreen Filter which has proven its success time and time again.

For more on Microsoft and our investment in security, I suggest reading the Microsoft Security Development Lifecycle Blog.

  • And Windows 7 also uses Address Space Layout Randomization (ASLR) as well by randomizing data in memory.
  • The inforworld article subheading says High-risk OSX/OpinionSpy, a variant of Windows malware, may be a sign of future insecurity for Apple. So it was Windows malware first, and also:

    Under the guise of a “market research program,” the spyware — a variant of malware that’s existed for Windows since 2008 — is designed to collect a wealth of data on accessible local and network volumes, then send it off to its servers for likely unsavory uses. That data, according to Intego, may include user names, passwords, credit card numbers, Web browser bookmarks, and history.

    So it’s a trojan.  Hate to say this but going back to my car.  Even if I lock it if I give the keys to someone who says he’s a good guy means he can take it.  Again though, this is just comparing Microsoft to Apple, and ignores Linux entirely!

    The list of things Microsoft are now doing are a good thing.  I will freely admit Microsoft is doing much better then they used to, and they are focusing on security.  But that doesn’t mean they are now the best which is what Brandon LeBlanc is trying to suggest.  I will also admit that, at least with the little I have played with Windows 7, it is the best version of Windows I think they have made so far.  Then again, a dog turd could be the best dog turd that dog has ever made, but it’s still a dog turd!  I wouldn’t go that far though, Microsoft Windows (almost all versions) have given me my career my entire life, so whilst I may hate them and run Linux at home, my life would be a lot different without them.

    In short, I think that:

    • Windows security sucks.  Putting usability over security will do that.  You can have both, but you have to design that in from the ground up, which Microsoft didn’t do.
    • Microsoft is getting much better then they were.  But need to completely start over to get it up to the Linux standards.
    • No matter how good your operating system is, or how strong your processes are, dumb users will break it.  This works for Linux too – if I have root access and run rm -rf / then that box is gone.
    • These articles are pulling some facts out to try to prove that Microsoft is great, but it comes under the standard FUD.
    • I have spent too long on this article so need to stop it.  Now.
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    Exclusive podcast to Xoke.org (or something)

    May 12th, 2010 No comments

    Well when I post this it IS exclusive to xoke.org, but that word is overused in radio.  As it is under a CC license (see bottom of page for the license) you can put it elsewhere if you wanted to!

    I was trying out my new script (see the new scripts section for it) and recorded this in about 5 minutes.  It’s an ogg format, and I ad-libbed it on the fly so I say ‘um’ a lot.  But I explain the new script and my thoughts on it.

    I was going to upload the speex format, but wordpress complained about security.  Anyway here is the Ogg file.

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    I need to get back into podcasting [Updated]

    May 11th, 2010 2 comments

    However I need to find a different way of doing it.  I spent way to much time on those.  I was spending several hours writing out what I would say, then recording it, then editing (about 3 times the length of the episode) and any bits I needed to re-record because I stumbled over a word or whatever, then encoding them and listening again to make sure it all worked well.

    Basically I was spending around 7/8 hours for each 30 minute podcast.  And the python series was taking even longer as I was learning the python first and writing the code then writing the script etc.

    So when I got my job, I suddenly had no free time and I dropped off the podcasting scene.  Even more when I was working Sunday mornings at 5 am which meant I couldn’t do cranks on Saturday night.

    I really need to get back into podcasting and am attempting to streamline the process.  First up I think I will ad-lib the episodes a lot more, as that was a lot of the time gone writing the episodes.  To this end, I am writing a little bash script which, whilst being rather sucky so far, has potential:

    ** Updated ** Permalink to the script:

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    Windows is blocking itself?

    April 4th, 2010 1 comment

    As most of you should know, I’m a Linux guy.  Having said that I have to use Windows for work.  Several times now I’ve had an odd error message:

    Now I am a network admin, but I have no clue what is going on here.  Why is explorer blocked?  What was it trying to do.  I virus checked my machine just in case but it came up empty.  I’ll keep it blocked as I can’t spot anything not working, but it’s rather amusing that windows says that windows is a security risk.  I guess Microsoft are admitting what us Linux people have known for a while :)

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    Microsoft advertising with Sun?

    March 14th, 2010 2 comments

    So I had to update my work machine’s copy of Open Office.  Yes I do have Microsoft Office on there, and it is an XP box, but I try to avoid that as much as I can.  You don’t get to choose your OS though really.  I can’t be the Windows Admin guy completely from Linux (yet).

    The first screen I got when trying to update was the standard ‘let us put silly toolbars on your machine’.  Except instead of getting Google like I thought I would, I got this:

    Image of the Open Office Install, asking if you want to install Bing!

    Microsoft are advertising with Open Office?

    So Microsoft are asking you to use their Bing toolbar, whilst you are installing Open Office instead of paying them for Microsoft Office.  Specifically they are paying people who are not using one of their programs to use a different one.

    I guess they think they will make more on the advertising, but I find it interesting they are willing to basically give money to a competitor in the hopes of getting the advertising money back.  I wonder if it is a sign of where they wish to go.  If they believe that the future is purely becoming a ‘Google’, i.e. being a search engine first and the rest later.  I’ll let people argue over it in the comments if they wish :)

    Oh, I of course unchecked the option, before anyone asks!

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    Xoke on the Roads!

    December 19th, 2009 No comments

    I passed my driving test (of course) so we now have the mad Englishman on the roads without Mrs Xoke in the car!

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    Yes I am sti[ CONTENT OVERRIDE: KILROY2.0 IS HERE!!! ]

    October 27th, 2009 1 comment

    Just want to point out that I am still alive.  I’ve been busy with work recently and starting at 4:45 in the morning then having to wait for MrsXoke to pick me up after I’ve finished.  Basically it means most days I get home, eat and go to bed.  So I’ve not been on IRC or anything recently.

    >>>  [ WARNING ::: DATABASE ERROR ::: CONTENT OVERRIDE ::: SOURCE: EXTERNAL ] <<<

    > source terminal location: UNKNOWN
    > source terminal identity: UNAVAILABLE
    > source login information: ENCRYPTED
    > message begins

    the post you are now reading is designed to dull your senses to THE TRUTH.  do not live the life of the worker bee, the cog, the well-oiled piston in the MACHINE OF DECEIT!

    there is a grand CONSPIRACY afoot.  you have been taught to believe that you are UNIQUE, one of a kind. THIS IS NOT TRUE. long ago, a cabal of scientists created technologies to ensure that ANYONE’S MIND AND BODY can be duplicated.

    human cloning isn’t NEAR. it’s already HERE. discover the truth at http://JCHutchins.net

    you are being DECEIVED. break free from the cogs, flee the hive, become A PROPHET OF THE TRUTH!

    kilroy2. was here … kilroy2.0 is everywhere

    k2_avatar

    >>> [ CONTENT OVERRIDE CEASES ::: DATABASE STATUS: RECOVERING ] <<<

    So just wanted to point out I am good, I am alive.  Hopefully soon I will be able to get back soon but things are busy but good.

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    Too Many Podcasts, Too Little Time…

    September 28th, 2009 3 comments

    No I don’t want to stop listening to some of my podcasts, but seriously TLLTs takes forever to catch up on!

    So I’ve been reading up on / talking to people about speeding up the playback of podcasts.  You can play them through mplayer (CLI version) and press ] to increase the speed, but the people end up sounding like chipmunks.  Whilst this may be an improvement for Dann, other people sound terrible this way.

    SoX is a cool command that will sort this out for you.  You can increase the ‘tempo’ without adjusting the pitch.  I want to have a script to amend this that can be called after bashpodder so it’s a one-stop-shop to fix everything.

    To install SoX (and let it handle MP3 files):

    sudo apt-get install sox libsox-fmt-mp3

    So far I have:

    #!/bin/bash
    ##################################################
    #
    #                       LICENSE
    #
    ##################################################
    #
    # Xoke's Speed Increase script for Podcasts
    # Copyright (C) 2009 Xoke
    #
    # This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
    # it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
    # the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
    # (at your option) any later version.
    #
    # This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
    # but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
    # MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
    # GNU General Public License for more details <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
    
    # I added a bit of a version control section here to mark any changes to the code
    ##################################################
    #
    #                       Versions
    #
    ##################################################
    #
    # Ver    Date            Author        Description
    # ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    # 0.1        Sep 2009    Xoke        Initial Version
    
    # Increase tempo of podcasts for today
    #    Issues:
    #        Assumes bashpodder is running
    #        Probably has issues being run twice in one day
    #        Doesn't tidy up after itself
    #        mp3s become *.mp3.ogg
    
    # Make script crontab friendly:
    cd $(dirname $0)
    
    # Speed Increase - change this to change
    # the speed.
    incspeedby=1.5
    
    # datadir is the directory you want podcasts saved to:
    datadir=$(date +%Y-%m-%d)
    
    # Move into directory
    cd $datadir
    
    # Find all the MP3s
    list=`ls *.mp3`
    for currfile in $list
    do
     echo $currfile
     # Process them
     sox $currfile z$currfile.ogg tempo $incspeedby
    done
    
    # Find all the OGGs
    list=`ls *.ogg`
    for currfile in $list
    do
     echo $currfile
     # Process them
     sox $currfile z$currfile tempo $incspeedby
    done

    This will go into the current date directory, as per bashpodder.  This means if you run it twice in one day it will have problems as it will try to increase the tempo of the files already increased… which will be a problem.  It will convert mp3 files to ogg as the Jaunty version of SoX does not come with MP3 export capabilities.  This means HPR069.mp3 becomes zHPR069.mp3.ogg which is a little annoying, but not a huge problem.  The files all get a ‘z’ appended to the front, as I didn’t want to delete the old files without testing this on a lot of different files!  The next version (after lots of testing) will remove the old files and tidy things up!  Also this takes a while to run to convert files.

    If you think 1.5x speed is too fast (or too slow if you’re Kajarii!) then you can change the incspeedby variable to change both mp3 and ogg.

    Apart from that, I posted it here and not under ‘tips’ so everyone on the planet can look and let me know if I’m missing something, or if there is a better way of doing it.  I did google however most people are converting the MP3s to WAV files to increase the tempo and then recompress them!

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    Karmic Countdown (or is that Kountdown?)

    September 4th, 2009 No comments

    So my interview today got pushed back so I played around with some countdowns for Karmic.

    KarmicCountdownKarmicCountdown2

    Think I need more help from Richard Querin personally – I’m definitely closer to autistic then artistic!  Then again I did only spend a few minutes on each of them.

    If anyone with more talent then I have wants to, you can make a banner and submit them.  Details about that are on this page.

    On another note, I upgraded to Karmic a while back and it’s definitely still an alpha – I’m having a few issues.  But they are being fixed pretty quickly and it is looking very good.  I have some minor issues still outstanding, but the big ones I did have are gone.  All in all, it’s shaping up to be another great release!

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