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August 24th, 2009 Xoke Leave a comment Go to comments

Possibly the “ultimate question”.  So many different questions of why.  Well now Google knows the top ones, and using their sophisticated algorithms, now do I.  I will now share with you the top ‘why’ questions (according to google).  They are:

  • Why is the sky blue?
  • Why do men have nipples?
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Why do cats purr?
  • Why men cheat?
  • Why did Chris Brown with Rihanna?
  • Why did Chris Brown beat up Rihanna?
  • Why did Chris Brown feat Rihanna?
  • Why do dogs eat poop?
  • Why did I get married?

Why

Try it yourself.  If you use Google itself, you don’t get the final one though, but use the Firefox Google thing you should see exactly what I got here.  So there we go.  One less thing to worry about!

Oh and the sky is blue because of refraction in the atmosphere of the sun.  This is also why it changes colour during dawn / dusk because of the increased angle (and actually air pressure, so the ‘red sky at night’ thing does have bearing in reality).  The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, of course and dogs eat poop because it takes the taste away from their food.  That is also the reason they are always licking their balls.  Don’t take my word for it.  Just listen to Dave Lister (at the end of this clip)

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  1. August 25th, 2009 at 05:18 | #1

    Oh yes Google is smart, here a nice one to google one: arch angels, its interesting, episode in Supernatural they talk about it, and hup google it.

  2. September 2nd, 2009 at 22:13 | #2

    Look Ma I’m on the Wii!

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